Lachey

So, Nick Lachey is asking for spousal support and the return of jewelry in his divorce petition from Jessica Simpson.

Did he forget to ask for his 'nads back too? I didn't know he was the woman in that relationship. Where's all the money he made with 98 Degrees? Was it blown on Justin Jeffre's campaign to become mayor of Cincinnati last year?

Maybe Joe Simpson could reboot Nick's career... after he gets a sex change operation and D-cup implants.

Nah, he'd be an ugly-assed woman.

classroom today

How can anyone drive to school, sit in a classroom all day, and not realize that their breath smells like a shit-and-onion sandwich? And it’s not just today… I’ve been in classes with her since September. This issue hasn’t gotten better, and today seemed worse than normal.
Look, honey. I don’t claim to be an expert on most cultures, but I know of none in which oral hygiene is forbidden.

One of my teachers is a bit of a MILF… of course, I’m about the same age as most MILFs. A tad chunky, but nothing wrong with that. Blonde, blue eyes, decent chest. Acts a bit ditzy, but I think that’s (mostly) an act. So today, she’s wearing a midi skirt and black fishnet stockings. Halfway through the lecture, she perches on one of those high backed stools, in front of me and just to my right. It takes most of my willpower to not start staring.

What doesn’t help is my interpreter’s quite a looker herself. A young black woman, skin the color of hot cocoa, and a rack the size of melons. Her eyes… almost greenish-gray, quite an exotic look. My excuse for staring at her is I’m watching her sign, which is quite true. But I gotta avert my eyes from time to time or I’ll start drooling, which is not part of the curriculum.

comic movies

that I'd like to see made:

Watchmen (but please stick with Moore's script, unlike From Hell and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). Hopefully V for Vendetta works out.

Green Lantern (without cheesy special effects)

Nightwing

Alex Ross' Kingdom Come... perhaps not live-action, but maybe done like The Polar Express.

back

I suppose I must apologize for the long delay between posts... but I won't.

Will attempt to post more, even though I'm pretty sure there's no one interested.

So... I have two grandsons. One 3, the other 4 months. If there were handsomer children, I haven't yet met them.