Lachey

So, Nick Lachey is asking for spousal support and the return of jewelry in his divorce petition from Jessica Simpson.

Did he forget to ask for his 'nads back too? I didn't know he was the woman in that relationship. Where's all the money he made with 98 Degrees? Was it blown on Justin Jeffre's campaign to become mayor of Cincinnati last year?

Maybe Joe Simpson could reboot Nick's career... after he gets a sex change operation and D-cup implants.

Nah, he'd be an ugly-assed woman.